Ah, the eternal question, spoken right after “What sex is it?” We have a few answers for you, and hope that you will read these and weep for our future child.

• Randallina
• Randallette
• Jerusha Junior
• Maxine
• Enigma
• Blossom, Buttercup or Bubbles (the Powerpuff Girls)

New Suggestion! This is our current favorite!

• Randalusha

Or, for a starting bid of $10,000.00, we will entertain offers to name the child after you, our loving relative and/or friend ($5,000.00 for a middle name).